Life at large

Stiff necks are a pain. You wake up in the morning and as you do the morning "The Thinker" followed by a Royal Flush, you feel that nauseating "click" down your neck...and you know you've had it. It's no fun when you are driving around like Robocop, and in a town where bicycles are the students' most popular mode of transport, you have to make sure you look BEHIND you, and it turns out that THAT side of your neck is stiff...and so you shift your ENTIRE body in the direction you are looking, and appear like an idiot in the car. So this is probably how Trolls, Gnomes and all creatures with a thick neck feel like...or at least how I'd imagine them to feel beneath that hide.