Chocks Off

The Random XS is back. It's not cos' circumstances have changed for the better, it's just because.
For one, the The Tap, (Jack)rabbit and Random XS had no idea that the Tap would play such a significant role in his native land in bringing to light one of the biggest charity investigations in its short history.
What's more bizzare, is the fact that this week, The (Jack)rabbit, Master of Denial himself, assigned the Random XS one of the most hideous procurement tasts beknown to mankind...sourcing for toilet roll cores. Yes, toilet roll cores.
*Accelerates Palm to the forehead* What is THAT for a task? He claims he needs it for some handicraft project...