Next shift

What's more remarkable than having to take a dump in a plane going through turbulence? Well, having your entire front row seats filled with off duty Singapore Airline girls dressed in their civvies and slowly taking turns to transform into their Sarong Kabaya self does create quite a spin in your mind, especially when you are drifting in and out of sleep, taking occasional "oxygen stretches" then go "Oops!" as you accidentally hit someone walking down the aisle...realising a couple of moments later that it was the stewardess serving your sector that just floated past you. Doh! And so, after an approximately 12 hour flight, some turbulence, sleeping through your warm towels and almost missing some meals (not to mention being dehydrated despite gallons of O.J), the Random XS arrives at his destination...then he goes to figure out the trains...which is another one of those enigmatic entities that never seem to arrive on time.